bohemea:

Florence Welch

gorilla-manor:

shit he is fucking strong

this is fucking cool

BO SELECTA

do you like my dads awful choice in wallpaper, his whole house is like that its like being blinded with ugliness. however this is my bro who is now 24, and papa flood whos pushin 56 (i think). my brother takes after my dad so much it’s freaky. my parents divorced when i was literally days old and my dad remarried very quickly. there are pros and cons of having divorced rents as many of you will probably know. i miss my dad a lot, he’s always very busy at work but he’s a good man. he’s also crazy. and a wild drunk, or so ive heard.

firstly look at the creepy perv top left, he was so weird, and he was by himself. anyway, this was in tenerife, after gcses i went with three of my ho’s (and my mum and her mate) to tenerife and it was sweltering hot and i decided to wear factor five and get third degree burns (im not joking, my skin was destroyed beyond belief, entire layers peeled off for at least a month after). this day we’d gone on a boat trip to see some dolphins (cute) and we got a chance to swim in the sea (my point about the creepy man who kept following and smiling at my friend jade). right well anyway, before we got off the boat the man warned us that things bite but we thought he was kidding, when we got in my mum shouts ‘theres a sea turtle’ and low-and-fucking-behold there was a sea turtle beneath us and i was freaking the flip out because i thought it was gunna bite me (as you can see from my crazy arms). that holiday i also kissed a dutch boy, made a new best friend in the form of 21 year old man who i’d never met before (i still think he was my soul mate), threw up bright green liquid and attempted to pole dance. i also kicked jess in the face but thats another story.

im not even sure how old i am here, year 11? i look pretty pissed off, and thats because i was. i was accidently hit round the head with a snowboard and great speed. it was actually my own fault but yeah. safe to say i was close to being knocked unconscious and i developed this beautiful lump on my head (i still have a small lump you can feel now, my mum reckons i could have potentially fractured my skull hehe). anyway that was a SHIT day but haha at my face.

i look like an actual knob here but so does brogan so its ok. this ones actually from prom. brogan is a cool cat. shes 18 and practically a married women but i kinda love that about her. shes doing a degree in primary education and i know for sure, she will be the next miss honey. i will miss her so bloody much.

ok this picture is relevant because on friday we had our year 13 prom (which was pretty average not gunna lie) but yeah, year 11 prom was actually really nice and afterwards we want to someones house which was in the middle of nowhere and we had a party in his field. this is a picture of me and jess (i love her) at the after prom party. at that party i got with a boy who i liked at the time and i was really drunk and i was rolling around in some stinging nettles. at about half two his mum got really pissed off and threw us all out and none of us knew where we were. a lot of people slept on some roundabout, some people never made it home, i heard some just walked the streets. our year were bad ass and im really going to miss some of them now i might not see them for good.

me n ma h0me dawgs befo’ prom

suckink:

jdanevan:

This dog looks so high or drunk or something

haha, lauren

THIS IS MY DOGS TWIN WAHHHH